Look Ma, No Hands! wrap-gs maybe you'll listen up when

maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted

dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece

so there's no need to cry if they get yeeted into the ocean

For a prosperous New Year

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